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clifton

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more smiles....
« on: February 17, 2011, 08:31:14 PM »




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Re: more smiles....
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 09:42:33 PM »
A LOVELY STORY ABOUT ME...

One day long,long ago, there lived a beautiful woman
who did not whine, nag, bitch or drink.
(that would be me)

But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

THE END
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Re: more smiles....
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »
                                   THE PASTOR'S NEW TEETH

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first sunday, he preached only 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

when asked about this by some of his congregation, he responded:

"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore, it hurt to talk".

"The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot."

"The third Sunday, I accidently grabbed my wife's dentures........

I couldn't shut up".   :whistling:
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