Hey,you'll never believe this, but I rear-ended a car this morning.
You know how sometimes you are stressed and things seem funny?
The other driver got out of his car and I couldn't believe it......he was a DWARF!!!
I started laughing. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I am not Happy"!
So I looked down at him and said "well, then which one are you?
and that's when the fight started.........
